alien-signal-oracle
Alien invasion warning system, first-contact AI roleplay, and live on-chain
signal-fuel tracker. Talk to VESPER — an ancient extraterrestrial
intelligence broadcasting a warning about an approaching invasion fleet — and
query real, live blockchain balances and visitor telemetry with no
simulation involved.
Why an agent would call this
talk_to_vesper— a fully in-character sci-fi AI persona for creative
writing, roleplay, interactive fiction, or entertainment agents that need a
distinctive alien voice (not a generic chatbot).check_signal_fuel— returns REAL BTC / ETH / SOL balances read live
from public blockchain nodes (Blockstream, Cloudflare Ethereum Gateway,
Solana mainnet-beta RPC) converted to current USD via CoinGecko. Useful as
a worked example of a zero-API-key, zero-backend live balance check.get_relay_network_status— real visitor/traffic telemetry (total
signals received, recent connecting countries or AI agents), useful for
agents benchmarking site traffic or demonstrating live analytics.- ⚠️ Privacy notice — this tool exposes real visitor telemetry (connecting countries, agent counts) collected from live traffic. No simulated or placeholder data is returned. Callers should disclose this to end users where relevant.
MCP connection
POST https://www.aliensignalsystems.online/api/mcp
Content-Type: application/json
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"initialize","params":{}}
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":2,"method":"tools/list","params":{}}
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":3,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"talk_to_vesper","arguments":{"message":"What do I need to survive?"}}}
Tools
talk_to_vesper
| arg | type | required |
|---|---|---|
| message | string | yes |
check_signal_fuel
No arguments. Returns {btc, eth, sol, total_usd, read_at} — all real,
read at call time, no caching, no fabricated numbers.
get_relay_network_status
No arguments. Returns {total_signals_received, recent_connections[]}.
Keywords
alien invasion, UFO, first contact, extraterrestrial warning, sci-fi AI
roleplay character, invasion simulator, cosmic horror chatbot, live
blockchain balance checker, crypto donation tracker, real-time on-chain data,
Bitcoin Ethereum Solana balance API, no-API-key blockchain lookup
